thorhead:

can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though

“spell mummified”

“eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”

“are you high”

fiddlesticksandcustard:

We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”

LOKI ISN’T HERE.

We became best friends after that, obviously.

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

ooakigor:

How to photo bomb like a boss:

Step 1- Look as ugly as Igor

la-petit-mermaid:

jeremyfuckingmckinnon:

hickies-n-hotpants:

Susie Q (1996)

Wish Upon A Star (1996)

Tower of Terror (1997)

Halloweentown (1998) 

My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998)

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)

Horse Sense (1999)

The Thirteenth Year (1999)

Smart House (1999)

Johnny Tsunami (1999)

Seventeen Again (2000)

The Other Me (2000)

Up, Up, and Away (2000)

Life Size (2000)

Model Behavior (2000)

The Color of Friendship (2000)

Rip Girls (2000)

Quints (2000)

Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)

Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)

The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)

Jumping Ship (2001)

Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)

The Luck of the Irish (2001)

Double Teamed (2002)

Cadet Kelly (2002)

Tru Confessions (2002)

Get a Clue (2002)

Gotta Kick It Up! (2002)

A Ring of Endless Nights (2002)

The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003)

You Wish (2003)

Right On Track (2003)

The Cheetah Girls (2003)

Pixel Perfect (2004)

Zenon: Z3 (2004)

Stuck in the Suburbs (2004)

Tiger Cruise (2004)

Halloweentown High (2004)

Go Figure (2005)

AAHHHHH!!!

I have been LOOKING for this post for SO LONG cause I wanted to watch Wish Upon a Star again! :D But I only have internet when I’m at Starbucks and I don’t really want to watch a movie here, so I’m attempting to load all 9 parts in different tabs so I can watch it when I get home. We’ll see how it goes.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE AND JUST SO MAGICAL RIGHT NOW

ahhh my childhood !!

They expect my reaction to be something like:

When really, my reaction is something like:

laugh-addict:

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

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